For some reason, we’ve developed a tradition in this country of the pre-marraige final fling known as the stag or hen night.

I don’t understand it. You’ve found the one, that special person to share your life with, your little habits, the remote control; the person you’ll come home to every single night for the rest of your life, eat dinner with, share your deepest, darkest secrets with; the one who’ll turn into their mother or your father, take you out at least twice a year assuming you can find a reliable baby-sitter, spend all of their money and then what’s left of yours... why on earth would you feel the need for one last night out with your pals with all of that to look forward to?

Put you off yet? Of course not, love is love and actually I’m assured it has some good points. Nonetheless, a night out with the lads or lassies is a must and Bath will make sure you have one more great memory to share in your dotage. Unadulterated fun, action and adventure or just a great night out with your closest friends, all you have to do is pick a best mate to make the arrangements and get out there and have a good time.

But not too good a time... you still have to make the actual service.